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The president is on to me: wife, please accept
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Categories: words and feelings
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The first time she met him, she was attempting a sneak peek, with a pile of bird poop on her head, laughing and reaching out to borrow a tissue from him. She said, "There are two kinds of people, one is good looking and the other is ugly, and you are in the middle, the good ugly kind!" She asked, "What's the difference between jumping off the second floor and jumping off the twentieth floor?" He shook his head. She says, "Jumping from the second floor is 'Boom, ah!' Jumping off the twentieth floor is 'Ah! Boom.'" ...